WHILE working can be stressful, Jackson and I would never fail to perform some mischievous acts in office to relieve stress. This time round, we turned all our mandarin oranges, long overdue after Chinese New Years, into an "Injustice League of Bad Asses".
Let me introduce them to you one by one.
Pol Pot - No man has ever destroyed his own country and killed so many of his fellow countrymen, in the world modern history because of his stupidity. He believes that by turning Cambodian into a true, pure agrarian state, it would grow powerful. Apparently, this guy has failed his economics badly in school. The country eventually headed towards famine and poverty. Thanks to him.
This orange is an evil, blood-thirsty devil who refused to admit that he is wrong even on his death bed. It's polical opponents were purged, thousands of people who believes to be capable of uprising were torture and killed, while millions either lost their homes and the love ones or killed indirectly because of famine or all the above.
Osama Bin Laden - This orange is an idol to all terrorist/Jihad fighters. The reason being, that he uses his creativity to bring terrorism to a new height. Come on, hijacked an civilian airplanes and slammed into a skyscrapper? Who would have thought of that. What is car-bombing to him - silly and unoriginal.
While he is much loved and well-respect by the likes of him, he is a #1 most hated figure in the Western countries and their allies. He turned religion into his weapons, he misused the world - Jihad and he teaches his people hate instead of love. Well-done. What a scumbag orange of Islam.
Mikhail Gorbachev - Seriously, after created this orange, we felt that he is the most innocent among all the oranges. It is created not because he is a bad ass, but simply the dark patches on the orange makes a good resemblance to the former USSR leader.
He ruled the communist state with his openess policy. He made reforms to the ailing economy, he opened his arms to embrace the western countries and make the greaest contribution to mankind by ending the cold war. Without him, we would probably be still living in fear of a possible nuclear war which might destroy the planet Earth faster than the melting of polar caps. He truly deserves the nobel prize for peace in 1990 and not this bad orange award. No wonder he is sulking. For this we appologise.
Saddam Hussein - Bad orange of the Middle East. Of all his life, he has done nothing good. He infamously chemically-poisoned the Kurds civilians and Iranian forces, harassed his rich neigbour - Kuwait, obssesed with his Weapon of Mass Destruction that were never real, etc .. ..
His crimes are non-exhaustive and he has lived long enough. This bad orange was finally squashed upon the invasion of the US troops in 2003, captured by the coalitian forces while cowardly hiding at a farm house. Shame on him. Being a menace for half a century, but do not have the balls to fight his enemies in the face of death. He deserved to be squashed and thrown into the rubbish bins. Serve him right.
Adolf Hitler - We are sorry if this orange resembles so much like Eric Cartmen in South Park. Haha! He is Adolf Hitler. How could we not include him in the list of bad oranges? When we think of dictator, we think of him. How could he not be the leader of the pack?
He charmed his people, indoctrined them with ideology that will make Germany the strongest country ever in history, killed and tortured the innocent Jews (why all villians like to tortured and killed their enemies), terrorised the whole of Europe continent. His "Third Reich" that supposedly to last for thousands years, fell instantly, in the face of the joint attack from Roosevelt, Churchil and his "good friend" Stalin. Ulimate-bad orange got squashed badly.
George Walker Bush - How did an orange, who believes so much in removing the evil of axis - Saddam & Osama, end up being a bad ass, in the heart of his countrymen? Possibly because of 2 things.
One, he is so obssesed in fighting evil, he halucinate the existence of "Weapon of Mass Destruction" in Iraq. Because of that, he wasted human lives and resources to fight a war that he never able to win. Worse still, he cannot justify the cause of the war. Two, he refused to believe that the climate change is going to bring significant castrophe to human kinds. So thanks to him, Kyoto Protocol is nothing but a piece of useless agreement to cut down greenhouse gases. The Polar Bears in the north must be happy to peel him.
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